China Officials Head to Sudan for Kidnapping Case

Recently this Thursday China sent its officials to Sudan to insist the government to rescue two missing Chinese workers from a group of kidnapped people in oil fields in the western region near by Darfur.

Earlier on October 18th nine workers were kidnapped among whom four were killed, three of them could be rescued and the two are still missing. This information was being provided by Chinese Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Jiang Yu at conventional news conference.

Foreign Ministry, Commerce Ministry and Chinese National Petroleum Corporation officials would be holding talks with the Sudanese government as an effort to rescue the missing workers. They “will again call on the Sudanese side to continue sparing no effort to rescue the missing”, said Jiang.

There has been a dispute in the report over the death of four workers. Even the Chinese ministry is not divulging the information details about it. Only thing that was revealed was that the rescued workers were properly medicated and are in a safe and sound condition now. The controversy arose when China said that four of the victims died during a failed and substandard rescue attempt and on the other hand Sudanese government was reported saying that the kidnappers killed the hostages after they were being spooked by surveillance plane.

Reason for the attack has been predicted Chinese interests abroad in the terms of its business expanding globally to acquire energy resources and raw materials from different new markets.

Sudan government has pointed the finger at the Darfur rebels for the kidnapping incident but their spokesman has denied any such involvement with the kidnapping case of the Chinese workers.

This barbaric deed against humanity has been termed as “terrorist act” by Sudanese government. The Foreign Ministry said there will be certain new measures to protect the foreign interests and business of Sudan.

Sudan gets a whole lot of its business from China. China buys nearly two-third of Sudan’s oil. This might have agitated few anti-government forces in Darfur, leading them to take such antagonistic measures. They argue that the oil revenues provide critical funding for government forces in a civil war which had killed about 300,000 people and left 2.5 million people homeless.

Despite their attempts to scare people away, the Foreign Ministry earlier said that China would not end its business with Sudan because it was for greater common good that is the deals would be beneficial to both the countries.

Keep reading for more updates on Hong Kong News

Chris

The Busy Night Market in Temple Street

Temple Street in Hong Kong is located in between Yau Mai Tei and Jordan and is well know as the busiest night time flea market in the country. It is a common sight to see thousands of shoppers thronging around the make shift stalls looking for a bargain, the night market is famous for selling cheap discounted items and is sometimes referred to as Men’s Street due to the abundance of Gents clothing on sale.

The vendors start setting up their shops around 2 p.m.in the afternoon, however most of the shoppers arrive around dusk after office work, during this time it is virtually impossible to move as the crowds jostle for position around the stall that offers the best bargains. Vehicular traffic is restricted during this period but it does little to ease the congestion as large swarms of pedestrians arrive instead.

As mentioned above, the Temple Street night market is particularly well known for Men’s fashion, similar to the Ladies Market a couple of blocks away at Mongkok. More than 100 stalls that are colorfully lit up and decorated can be seen on the sidewalk selling everything from jeans-shirts to lighters and belts. Though many of the shops are dedicated to men’s clothing other items such as VCD’s and video cassettes, second books and antiques can also be found here.

Temple Street also offers a variety of entertainment such as the Cantonese Opera. During night time a number of roadside eateries open up for business, offering a variety of mouth watering delectable food items. Many of them deal with sea-food and these hotspots can be a great choice as far as taste and price are concerned. Located close to Temple Street is a hotel in Hong Kong, that is best described as a contemporary hotel in Hong Kong known as Hotel Jen, it offers great accommodation options for travelers.

Naveen Marasinghe

What To Do In Hong Kong?

Hey there, I am a 28yr old male that is heading to Hong Kong for business later this week. I am only there for 4 days. I will have 2 full days to sightsee. I was wondering if anyone could offer up some advice as to what to do? I like history, museums and all that stuff. I am just wondering what are the "musts" while I am there. Oh yeah, and if anyone has had any experience in hiring a private tour guide. I would probably like to do that.
Thanks for your help

Go to www.discoverhongkong.com and you will find all the information you need including an events and festival schedule plus museums information:

http://www.discoverhongkong.com/eng/attractions/museum.html

As a tourist, you must enjoy the night harbor view of Hong Kong which has been voted as no. 1 in the world. You could either do it at the Victoria Peak and look down, or see it at sea level on Avenue of Stars in Tsim Sha Tsui East:

http://www.discoverhongkong.com/eng/attractions/kln-stars-avenue.html

Getting around in Hong Kong on your own is really easy, there is English signages on every store, public place and street, every person will speak English in tourist areas. You can get a taxi every where and it’s really cheap compared to most western cities. Or you might want to use their train network MTR, as a tourist you can buy an Airport Express Travel Pass that lets you travel unlimited within 3 days:

http://www.mtr.com.hk/eng/airport_express/aepass_index.html

http://www.mtr.com.hk/jplanner/images/maps/routemap.pdf

Ask the hotel people or your business contact for some pointers. Enjoy!

Fast-food for the Fast-world

Most of Filipinos today have come to love eating at fast-food restaurants. The reason for this is because the world is moving so fast that we need to keep up with it to live, especially in the Philippines. From the business world to education and from our everyday lifestyle, all is on fast motion, which is why we are left with no other choice but to eat fast and go.

Fast-food restaurants are built for this kind of reason, which is why many brands of fast-food restaurants are starting to come out from anywhere in the Philippines.

The most popular fast-food restaurants that Filipinos commonly go to are Burger King, Wendy’s, and the ever so popular McDonalds. But mostly, Filipinos usually go to the only fast-food restaurant founded on Philippine soil, the Jollibee. Visit a <a href=”http://www.expressregalo.com/category.aspx?scid=67&cid=14″>Jollibee web site</a>
to learn more about Jollibee.

Jollibee is an American-style fast-food restaurant with Filipino-influenced dishes specializing in burgers, spaghetti, chicken and some local Filipino dishes. Currently the biggest fast-food chain in the country, it also has locations in the United States, Saudi Arabia, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Indonesia, Dubai and Brunei.

Jollibee’s success grew because of their one of a kind burger that satisfies ever Filipino’s craving for authentic burger. But this success didn’t start off selling burgers or even fries. When Jollibee started, they started as branch of Magnolia ice cream parlor and not as a burger restaurant. But this dramatically changed when Manuel C. Lumba came into the picture. Get to know more about Jollibee by visiting any <a href=”http://www.expressregalo.com/category.aspx?scid=67&cid=14″>Jollibee web site</a>
.

When Tony Tan Caktiong, founder of Jollibee, employed the services of Lumba to perfect their business, Lumba suggested in shifting their business from selling ice cream to selling hamburgers instead. Lumba stressed that after his studies showed that a much larger market was waiting to be exploited.

Sure enough, this idea paid off when their business grew larger and larger. And today, Jollibee has become one of the biggest fast-food chains in the world with 1,655 stores worldwide and total sales of more than US$1 billion competing with other popular fast-food restaurants in the world such as McDonalds. If you want to send any Jollibee food product to your family or friends, visit any <a href=”http://www.expressregalo.com/category.aspx?scid=67&cid=14″>Jollibee web site</a>
to learn about it.

Christine Layug

Dubai – ‘the Fastest Growing City in the World’

Dubai’s success story as a world leader in enterprise and innovation has earned the city international accolades and established it as a leading commercial, trading and tourism hub. Landmark projects have confirmed Dubai as a dynamic, business friendly Emirate with an outstanding track record of executing major projects.

Dubai continues to look forward, by constantly developing new innovative projects that are aligned with its leaders’ vision of making the country a destination of choice for businessmen and tourists from around the world – for more read Residential Properties Dubai.

A significant player in the global economy, Dubai has been a pioneer in the growth of the United Arab Emirates. Its strategic location at the crossroads of trade and commerce between the East and West, progressive governance, liberal policies, business friendly regulations and a highly favourable customs framework has played a key role in attracting investment from all over the world in practically every sphere of economic activity.

All in all, Dubai provides a vibrant cosmopolitan environment that fosters growth and has become an icon for 21st century living.

Pro Business Attitude

  • Dubai believes that “if it’s good for business, it’s good for Dubai”
  • Sophisticated fast track business set up (in 20 minutes in free zones)
  • 139 of the G500 MNC’s in Dubai, 9 out of the top 10 presently in Dubai
  • Robust economic clusters including technology and internet hubs, media hub, finance hub and healthcare hub
  • World class free zones

Tax Environment

No Corporate Tax – No Income Tax -  No Capital Gains Tax

Business Environment

 

  • 100% Ownership in Free Zones
  • No foreign exchange controls, trade barriers or quotas
  • No restriction on capital repatriation
  • State of the art telecommunications
  • Competitive energy costs
  • Access to low cost regional talent

 

Property / Yields

 

Property prices estimated to be circa 50% below market value compared to Hong Kong, Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, in comparison thats just 25% – 30% of Dublin values. Residential capital appreciation – up to 15% pa – is equal only to Residential rental yields – up to 15% pa, while commercial yields is up to 20% pa. Dubai aslo feature Freehold Property and rent paid is paid in advance.

Landmarks / Achievements

  • The worlds first “7 star” hotel – Burg Al Arab
  • Tallest building in the world ‘Burg Dubai’ – ‘Al Burg’ will be 20% taller.
  • Biggest mall in the world – Dubai Mall
  • Biggest Theme Park in the world – Dubailand
  • Biggest airport in the world – Dubai World Central International Airport (2012)
  • Biggest airline in the world – Emirates (2012)
  • Worlds safest city (4 years in a row) – Interpol
  • In total, over 1,000 km of beach frontage added to Dubai coastline

People

Population is currently 1.5 million and predicted to be 3 – 5 million by 2012.Tourist numbers circa 5 – 6 million p.a growing to 12 – 15 million p.a. by 2012

 

David Quaid

£30million in Just 10 Years Starting From His Spare Room!

Andrew Reynolds is a quiet, down to earth, almost shy, sort of guy. Not the sort of person you’d except to be standing in front of a huge crowd of almost 4000 people at an Entrepreneurs Bootcamp sharing his system for making money from home that has brought in over £30 Million since he started just ten years ago.

Not the sort of guy you’d imagine as a home business mentor – nor someone who would have devoted the last few years to philanthropy, supporting local and national charities by applying his money making systems to the business of fund raising.

In 2005 he raised the largest amount from an event ever produced for Great Ormond Street Hospital – and followed up in 2007 with a similar event – raising an even higher sum. 2008 saw him use his Cash On Demand techniques to pull in almost £500,000 for the Make A Wish Foundation. A Patron of the Princes Trust, Andrew Reynolds is a firm believer in the role of mentors….

We went along to find out more…

Just ten years ago, Andrew Reynolds was working for a national house-builder – a totally different career to the business he now runs. Reaching the age of 40 and with a gut feeling that there had to be more to life, Andrew decided to look for practical alternatives to corporate life

There’s an old saying that ‘when the student is ready, the teacher will appear’ and Reynolds says that is SO true in his case.

My gut instinct was telling me that someone out there somewhere knew a different way to earn money than the one I’d been brought up on at school. I just ‘knew’ that somewhere someone was doing what I wanted to do – running a profitable business from their home – rather than doing the crazy commuting every day and being faced with the nonsense of office life….the backstabbing, the ‘clawing your way up’ the promotion ladder, just to get a single figure % salary rise….

…Then out of the blue I received an email invitation to go to a seminar…an event taking place just three days later. The event was to feature a guy who was indeed making money working from home. I so desperately wanted to learn his system and see if I could do it myself….”

There was a negative side to the equation. The seminar was being held 5000 miles away in the USA and a trip at such short notice for someone with a full time 60 hours a week job, was almost out of the question.

“The gut instinct I had – that this guy knew something that could change my life, kept gnawing at me that night. The following morning (a Sunday!) Andrew Reynolds called his boss at home and asked if he could have the next week off, so he could go to the seminar. 48 hours later Andrew found himself sat in a small seminar hall with his pen poised, as the seminar began – an event that would turn out to be a crucial turning point in his life – the start of a Multi Million pound fortune created from his desk in a little spare bedroom at home

“The lesson I learned from that – go with your gut instinct. If you are ready to do learn something and a ‘teacher’ appears – don’t think twice – grab the opportunity with both hands!”

That gut instinct served him well. Within days of attending the seminar, he handed in his notice at work and began working on an idea for his new “Cash On Demand” business.

“I had no idea what I was doing. I had no experience in this business.. I had no readymade products to sell…I had no idea about marketing on the internet or using direct mail… I had no customers… I just sat down with my old Pre-Pentium computer, which had one of those old ‘clackety-clack‘ printers that woke up the neighbours when it went off… plus my notes of what the speaker at the seminar had taught me….”

I then set about tweaking what I had been taught…adapting it for the UK market and spent the next few years refining a business model that I called “Cash On Demand” and have since taught to others – some of who have gone on to pull in over £1million each, copying what I taught them”

What Reynolds came up with was a money making business plan that could be copied and run by others at home – on a full time or part time basis.

“When I was looking around for an alternative to working for a company – I looked at the so called ‘Business Opportunity ‘ market – I looked at all the daft ‘networking’ schemes, very costly franchise deals where you seem to end up buying yourself a job. I even looked at existing businesses for sale to see if I could find one I would like to operate myself (assuming I could have got a bank loan). But they all seemed to be little sub post offices or fish and chip shops. Not my idea of a great business

What I craved more than ever was freedom – the ability to work the hours I wanted, instead of the daily grind….the freedom to work from where I liked – instead of being tied down to the daily grind of commuting every day to one place of work…the freedom to decide when I took time out for myself and my family.”

Ten years later Andrew Reynolds has achieved just that! Working on his business just a couple of hours a day – Reynolds has been able to set his business up in a way that allows it all to be run from his laptop computer – from almost anywhere in the world.

“In the past twelve months, I’ve run my business on my laptop while I’ve been taking time out – from my balcony overlooking Sydney Harbour Bridge in Australia, from a lovely 5 star hotel suite in Hong Kong, while visiting Singapore, from a beautiful suite at the Waldorf Astoria hotel in New York, and from my balcony overlooking the seafront in the peaceful setting of Jersey.

“Sometimes, I have to pinch myself. I look back at the hours of sitting in traffic – and compare it to the business I now run and the freedom it’s given – not to mention the money – I still can’t believe it myself.

Andrew Reynolds
http://www.articlesbase.com/entrepreneurship-articles/30million-in-just-10-years-starting-from-his-spare-room-687846.html

Highlander… Traditional Scottish Experience With a Modern Flair – a Successful Singapore Bar and Restaurant Franchise in Clarke Quay

Are you a fan of Mel Gibson in Braveheart? Do you love entertaining people and running a night-life business? Are you one of those self-actualised individuals who dreamt of owning a bar and a restaurant but do not know where to begin? Or are you someone who has the tenacity to lead a team and still enjoy the pressure? If all of your answers are ‘YES’, then the Highlander business may just be the right Singapore Bar and Restaurant franchise for you!

About Highlander

The Highlander Bar & Restaurant is the face of Scotland in the heart of Singapore. It showcases an all-SCOTTISH experience, under one roof. Images of Scotland adorn the walls while traditional antlers and a good hint of tartan add to the amazing décor of The Highlander. The Scottish ambience is also complimented with kilts, whisky, haggis and music.

The objective of this business is to offer a full suite of Scottish experience in the region. For an evening of Scottish tradition, the Highlander offers the perfect ambience, legendary drinks menu and a tempting cuisine that will make anyone instantly a Scot at Heart!

The Man behind Highlander

This up-market business is owned by five Aberdeen expatriates. The main man of the business, G. Clark Martin, affectionately known as Clark, highlights this:

“Scotland has a lot to offer and we hope to give our customers a flavour of the culture, cuisine and character that makes up the Caledonian cocktail.”

Clark has been involved in the Food & Beverage industry for the last 22 years. His experience ranges from conceptualisation and running of at least 10 F & B establishments in the UK, Hong Kong and Singapore. This also includes strategising marketing and business plans through a thorough and distinct understanding of the local market, clientele demands and financial guidelines. He also brings with him a personal philosophy which includes hands-on involvement and attention to detail, providing unique dining experience and great value to customers. His latest ventures include The Pump Room, The Tapas Tree, Café Society at Old Parliament House and China Jump Bar & Grill. He is also the founder of Ocho Spanish Restaurant & Tapas Bar and Maracas Cocina Latina.

Scottish Food and Whiskies

The Highlander has the widest selection of premium Scotch Whiskies (also known as the Water of Life) These are available in Asia – from house pours to premium single malts and an exceptional array of cocktails. One can also find uniquely Scottish concoctions known as ‘Jocktails’ which include The Highlander Fling, The Loch Ness Monster, Flying Scotsman and Scotsmopolitan.

Besides savouring haggis and a variety of whiskies, guests can also enjoy a treat of great Scotland music and be serviced by a scandalously kilt-dressed team!

The Highlander is not just another pub in town, but that of one man’s pride of his Scottish heritage and undying passion for the bar & restaurant industry.

The Highlander is now ready to showcase to the entire world a traditional yet modern Scottish experience.

“Having enjoyed overwhelming success at its Clarke Quay outlet, The Highlander is now ready to share the experience with more of the region through business franchise plans,” said Hsien Naidu, Director of The Highlander’s business consulting firm, Astreem that consists of a team of franchise consultants, business consultants, branding consultants and marketing consultants. “The team at The Highlander is ready to develop and share their franchise business concept with investors seeking franchise business opportunities through Singapore bar and restaurant franchise for their business investments.”

Emily Yung

Salehoo Review – is Jimmy Huber Salehoo Scam?

Salehoo is a wholesale and dropshipping directory started by Jimmy Huber. It claims to offer you the best wholesale prices by the best wholesalers. It is primarily targeted to ebay sellers who are selling products on ebay.

So the big question is Salehoo scam? Well, I heard not so good things about Salehoo. The main complaint about Salehoo is that some of the distributors and wholesalers that were supposedly certified by Salehoo were actually scam companies.

Some members have been scammed and the orders they have placed never came. Nevertheless, as a ebay seller, I was interested to know more about their wholesaler sources. I’m always on the lookout for cheaper wholesaler and dropshippers and decide to check out Salehoo.

The first thing I wanted to do was to do a search for the product I was selling on ebay for many years and see if I could find a cheaper wholesaler than the one I was using.

I did find about 5 wholesalers but the prices were slightly higher. Anyway, I decided to email one of the wholesalers and ask about the price. It was from the united states and so I though I can save on shipping cost since the wholesaler I am now getting is from Hong Kong and shipping was a little expensive.

I managed to get a reply after a day and they seem legitimate when they provide their business contact, address, business license number and so on. Shipping prices are lower and so I decided to engage them in a trial order.

I’m happy to say the company was legitimate and planning to use them in future. However, I believe not all companies listed in Salehoo are legit and it pays to do some research and call them if necessary to verify they are legitimate wholesalers.

Ricky Lim

Bank of America – Asiana Visa Platinum

The Bank of America is one of the market leaders in issuing credit card. The credit cards from Bank of America are also renowned in the market for their flexibility, and are exclusively designed to manage extensive credit situations for students and businessmen.

If you are one of those who are required to spend a lot more on flights than anything else does, then the Bank of America – Asiana Visa Platinum credit card is a perfect option for you. The Asiana Visa card promises you great gifts in airline miles and you can explore a wide area – experiencing the quietness of the Sydney beaches and the hurly-burly of Hong Kong markets. Side-by-side its myriad gifts, the Bank of America – Asiana Visa Platinum credit card helps you save money on your personal or business trips.

Benefits From Asiana Visa Platinum Credit Card

Bank of America – Asiana Visa Platinum card delivers a world of benefits for you. Check it out yourself from these:

§ Your very first purchase with Asiana Visa Platinum Card earns you 5000 bonus miles.

§ Whatever eligible purchases you make after your first purchase, every dollar spent will earn you a mile. Airline ticket purchases from Asiana with your Visa Platinum Plus card, will fetch you two miles per dollar spent.

§ You will receive 2000 bonus miles as anniversary gift on card renewal date every year.

§ The most attractive perks that your card offers is 90% discount on a full-fare business-class or first-class companion fare each year and a $500 discount on a business class full fare ticket, with a free upgrade to first class every year; in addition to this, you will also get two free Asiana Club lounge passes yearly.

§ Your Visa credit card is accepted almost anywhere. In case it is not accepted, you do not need to worry as you have an alternative; you can make use of checks to access your account without paying any extra charge.

Elementary Features

Now go through the highlights of the Bank of America – Asiana Visa Platinum credit cards:

§ The card has a low introductory APR of 1.9%, which is valid for a period of 6 months.

§ The regular Annual Percentage Rate (APR) is fixed at 6.99%. It will be prudent on your part not to carry any balance, as this might go against your prospects of winning better rewards and might not be able to take advantage of the annual ticket discounts.

Platinum Privileges

The Bank of America – Asiana Visa Platinum credit card gifts you some special platinum privileges, which include firstly a credit line of up to $25000, free photo security card, luggage and theft insurance, travel insurance, rental insurance as well as security protection.

Other Assistance

Bank of America – Asiana Visa Platinum ensures you full security, as all application forms offer secure SSL technology. The card also has a zero liability program, which protects you from illegal purchases on Internet. It does not hold you responsible for damaged items or misdirected items you purchase, neither will you be blamed if your card is stolen. You can also request for large-print and Braille credit card statements.

Richard Gilliland
http://www.articlesbase.com/credit-articles/bank-of-america-asiana-visa-platinum-136774.html

Cuba…..na Na Na Na Na Salsa

I know there is some old saying to do with the first half of your life you are looked after by your parents and the second half you your life you look after your parents. Well I’ve been looking after my mother my whole life especially on occasions when my father isn’t around and she goes into complete competency melt down. The first time my dad went on a business trip abroad, she managed (and don’t ask me how) to put her hand in the bottom of the lawn mower whilst it was still running. I can still see, and will forever have imprinted in to my brain the moment when she shoved her hand in a sink full of water which instantaneously turned a deep shade of red, a bit like in the movie ‘Jaws’. Duggan women aren’t of a strong stomached nature and on my mother passing out, my sister ran out of the room with the good intension of phoning a family friend from down the road for help, only to pass out on the way due to “sight of blood”. So you are left with nine year old Alice running between relations with wet towels and sugar water trying to revive both. Needless to say I was rewarded on my Dad’s return from Hong Kong with a big bag of Haribo for being ‘daddy’s brave little girl’ and my mother was never allowed to mow the lawn again.

So this gives you an idea of the mental status of Mrs Duggan when embarking on a journey in to the depths of the Caribbean with her least responsible daughter, without the only man in the world that can salvage any situation no mater how dire. I’d like to say I was sympathetic towards this but in honesty if I see weakness in some one I kinda play on it? “You’ve got the passports right?”, “Flight IS from Gatwick not Heathrow right?” etc.. Cruel really, but highly amusing. Anyhow the joke was on me on arriving at Gatwick at 4.30am to find that our 07.55am flight to Havana with Cubana airways was not anywhere to be seen on the board, and after half an hour frantic running around to discover that the plane on which we were meant to be flying on (that was meant to arrive in the UK at 6.20am from Havana) had not even left Cuba yet. Another half an hour later it was revealed that the plane was faulty and another plane was being shipped in from Madrid and due to leave at 2.30pm. Marvellous. Anybody got any great suggestions how to spend 9 hours in Gatwick airport departures? No me either. Reading maybe – well I cleverly packed all my nice easy going books in my main luggage and was carrying only Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls, trying to embrace the whole Cuba thing, which is not the easiest read to pass time, believe me. So giving in I bought a puzzler, plugged my ipod in and watched the weird and wonderful existence of the airport departure lounge inhabitant (and it is no wonder they make so many tv shows about them!)

Well the plane didn’t go at 2.30, it went at 4.30 and you’d think maybe after the hell my now extended family of Cubana airways victims had been through, we would be treated like movie stars, pampered with drinks and nibbles, checked on at ever available moment. Well you would think wrong and must be alerted to the fact that the communist regime demands Cubans all work, for more or less the same wage, and are in no danger of losing there jobs…..so where is the incentive to do their job well, especially when surrounded by hundreds of high maintenance tourists?! Anyways the plane had no entertainment, seating was a free for all, the staff were rude to the point of disbelief, there was a fucking annoying group of school kids among which were two blossoming lovers sat in front of me who snogged for the WHOLE 11 hour journey, and, as I had banished any hope of a vegetarian meal, no food. Gosh I sound like my grandma moaning. Still I console myself in the fact that the money spent on the flights went in to the Cuban economy and the not the pocket of that cunt Branson.

Anyways with plenty of time on my hand I though it was about time I tackled the lonely planets guide “A brief history of Cuba”. And so the obsession began…..

Hands up, I knew very little about the Cuban culture/history before I went (“They’re communists, right?”) and generally have no interest in learning about history of places. A few years back I spent a month travelling in Japan with two of my bestest friends, one who was living out there for a few years. We had a great time, however both being History(ish) students I can imagine my “You’ve seen one temple you’ve seen them all, lets go do Karaoke again” mentality grated a bit. I figured I would be the same in Cuba… “yes yes very nice now lets go dance salsa and drink rum!” Unfortunately, I don’t know if I’m getting older and this is what happens, but I’m absolutely fascinated by the whole shebang.

So as I say all I knew was they were communists and that recently some dude called Castro had stepped down. I was concerned that this may cause mayhem and riots but was assured by work colleagues that caribbeaners(?!) are far to busy drinking rum and smoking cigars to get all worked up about stuff, and as long as the yanks stayed away there was unlikely to be any civil unrest (and I would hope that the yanks had f*cked up enough countries in the last few years to stay away, at least until I had got a sun tan).

Reading the guide helped set the scene for me so I jotted down a little summary of events as I saw them:

-Native Cubans all lived happily

-Natives of another Caribbean island arrive, kill all the native Cubans and live happily

-Spanish turn up and fuck things up – killing loads and using the rest for slaves

-400 years later Jose Marti leads a revolution to get freed from the Spaniards and the USA step in last minute and steal the glory

-USA REALLY fuck things up

-A group of rude boys (inc. Castro and Che Guavara) plot to over throw the Americans and some dick Batista, and trampled them freeing Cuban residents giving them the ‘ideal’ existence

-To piss of the US, Russia keep Cuba alive by buying lots of sugar and cigars

- Russia (or I should say the USSR) fucks up (greedy bastards) and Cuba gets screwed over and people are starving

- They start letting in lots of snappy happy tourists (such as myself) to take all their money so they can eat again.

So you can see why I gave up history at the 1st available moment!

Anyways back to the long gruelling flight…..we eventually got off that blasted craft about 1am Cuban time (5am English) due to a rather extended drop off in Holguin, and rushed through visa check and baggage which took us in to arrivals about 2am….

So first thought is will our transfer be there seeing we were meant to arrive at 4pm? On first inspection no, but after half an hour panic we deduced that our company we booked with has two names – how fucking stupid of us! So we taxied off in to Havana praying our hotel had 24hr reception. Unfortunately I didn’t get to see much of the city on the drive as planned being 3am but at least we were on our way. Getting closer to the hotel I started getting a nauseous feeling which is far too familiar with me now being in a city at night, stemming from a nasty incident in Barcelona a few years back (and yes the story gets more elaborate each time it is told – they had knives you know, did I say knives? I meant guns). So I wasn’t all best pleased when I found out our taxi couldn’t drive down the street our hotel was on and intended to leave us at the end of it. A few pesos (I’ll explain money later) encouraged him to wait while mother dear (entirely unfazed by this) ran up the road to check it was open. Halle-fucking-lujah it was. Almost kissing the cab driver I popped on my backpack and headed up the road to the lovely “Beltran de Santa Cruz” Hotel.

So being greeted with a smile by the receptionist he then blurts out “There is a bit of a problem with your room, the plumbing has broken and we have had to relocate you to another hotel, it is only just 5 minutes round the corner across the square”

What point would you snap? Honestly? I snapped here. “Look buddy, We’ve been up for 30 hours, 13 of these spend in fucking Gatwick airport, 13 on a fucking aeroplane fresh out of Bedrock and the rest in transit between these places, we haven’t eaten, we haven’t changed out underwear, we haven’t cleaned our teeth, and we smell like dead fucking rats and you are trying to tell me that you are going to make 2 poor helpless women lug there baggage across a city unknown to them at 4am in the morning to go to a hotel because you have a fucking plumbing problem?”

At least that is what was being said in my head…what I actually said, in a very weak and feeble whine “Please will you come with us, I’m scared”. And bless his cottons he did.

Eventually my head touched a pillow at 5.30am Cuba time (9.30am English) after dealing with the final disaster of the night that on opening my rucksack I found my suncream had exploded all over my stuff. A perfect start to a holiday wouldn’t you agree? Things could only get better.

I guess maybe I should actually tell you something about my trip instead of my script from “Holidays from hell”.

This was my first and most definitely not last trip to the Caribbean. I think I was about 8 when I bought “100% reggae” and decided that I would spend my honeymoon in Jamaica, so I hope I will again reach these shores, given I can find someone who will marry me. Plus there are so many other places to visit, St Lucia, Barbados, Antigua, Bahamas etc etc…Lets hope this future husband is rich! Cuba, however seems to have something different to the rest and walking out in to the sunny streets of Havana that first morning confirmed this. The Cubana airways big day out suddenly seemed a distant memory. Breath taking architecture ranging from the Spanish colonial style buildings in old Havana, (many completely derelict, but in a funky way!), to neo classical in the vedado district and art deco American influence in central Havana. Diversity that I have never seen in any city, and with the added benefit that unlike most cities they have avoided shoving eyesore 1970s tower blocks dead in the centre of some beautiful area. Any run down ugly buildings just added to the character.

It isn’t a cliché that there are bands playing at every restaurant, on every street corner with people singing and dancing around. Its true, I was there. The first pit stop was at il Patio restaurant in Cathedral square (possibly my favourite mojito of the whole holiday, though there were many and the 1st is bound to taste best!). There was a little 3 piece band playing (guitar, sax and bass) while some nut case woman danced around (mum said she had been there 2 years ago when her and my sister had gone!). They were awesome, I just couldn’t get enough of it! Then this guy from the crowd (Italian I think) just waltzed up, asked to have a go on the sax and just wiped the floor with some improvisation which put anything I ever managed when I played in to a remedial category. That wouldn’t happen anywhere else in the world and the punters went mad for it!

So the first day was mostly spent getting a feel for the place. Walking around getting lost, stopping for mojitos every now and again taking several thousand of photos at every new street at every possible angle. In the afternoon we did (on recommendation by some friends) a ferry trip across to the other side of the water to climb up to a fort (and a MASSIVE statue of Jesus). It was really fun actually as this clearly wasn’t a main tourist attraction and the ferry seemed to be literally the locals bus to and from work. We stuck out like sore thumbs! Also at the top of our little trek we discovered not only amazing views of Havana but also a mini museum of Che Guavara’s house where he lived post revolution and pre him running off to help Bolivia and get himself killed. Here I discovered he had asthma, just like me, which briefly inspired me to go and start a revolution, but I soon got over it.

Food in Cuba is shit, I mean really shit. I don’t actually understand how they can get it so wrong, but they do and especially as a vegetarian we were screwed. You get eggs, lots of eggs, so many eggs that the word is still making me feel physically sick. Mother, having been here before knew all this so had packed a kettle and a big bag of cous cous to help us in dire situations, but had also brilliantly worked out the whereabouts of the only Italian restaurant (possibly in the whole of Cuba) so in Havana at least we managed to get half decent meals! So after munching our way through a big margarita and one more quick mojito we scooted off to bed pretty early, still kinda fucked from the previous days monstrosities.

The second day was one massive lecture on politics and history for me. Though normally this concept would make me shudder with fear and despair, as I said before I’m utterly gripped by the fact that this teeny little spec on the earth’s surface has contributed so much to the history of the human race. We had a bit of fun first though getting a taxi ride to the Plaza de la Revolucion in a classic, bright purple (my favourite!) 1950s Buick with a rather bemused driver being made to pose for many a cheesy snap! The Plaza is kinda bare unfortunately with only 2 things to see. Firstly the Jose Marti memorial statue in front of the massive lookout, which we went up to get some awesome views across the city and watch lots of scary turkey vultures circle around it. And secondly my favourite bit – the huge Che image on the side of the government building with ‘Hasta la Victoria Siempre’ (Forever Onwards Towards Victory) written along side. I have a bit of a Che obsession to be honest, is it weird to think he was hot? Anyways bare as it was it felt pretty cool to be standing where so many political rallies and addresses from Castro and other revolutionaries has taken place.

After this we got a bug taxi (look at pics) to the hotel nationale (very posh!). It was so funny watching so many people turn up in mercs and swish cars and we turn up in a little yellow blob! Here we had a mojito looking out across the water to where we had been the previous day and then set off on quite a bit walk down the sea front where we finally ended up at the Museum of the Revolution. Here contained everything you would ever need to know about Cuba from the dawn of time. At some point it was really quite bizarre how much detail they added – “Here is the spoon Castro used whilst hiding in Argentina” – no joke! But it was fascinating. I won’t bother saying much about it (as I’ve already given you my brief history of Cuba) but one of the highlights was the “Wall of Cretins” thanking various political idiots for their input in causing/consolidating the revolution. They really don’t give a shit who they insult!

The next day we had rather a stressful bus journey (6 hours – 1 toilet stop) to a supposed beautiful, friendly colonial town though on first impressions this didn’t seem to be the case. The bus ride in showed some really quite nasty, run down areas lacking in the Havana charm, and on arrival into the bus station crowds of people were literally being restrained from mobbing us. They were advertising there “casas” – equivalent to hostelling in Cuba is to stay in casas with a Cuban family who cook and provide for you, but it all seemed all to threatening for me. So we jumped in a cab and headed for our hotel ‘Las Cuevas’ (the caves). Any doubts about the next few days in this place were soon dissolved when we saw how lush where we were staying was!! We dumped our luggage and were straight to poolside sampling the local delicacies – mojitos, pina colladas, and rather bizarre red, orange and blue drinks called Trinidad Colonials, which I took a liking to. We managed to befriend a group of locals in no time who were feeding us more rum and nibbles and giving us salsa lessons. I was pretty pro already after my set of classes I went to in my “I’m sad, lonely and desperate and need to learn salsa to meet more sad lonely and desperate people phase”, but I did learn a new step which was nice. Plus got a chance to laugh at my completely uncoordinated mother. Then at about 5pm, in a matter of 3 minutes the sky was covered in thick black clouds and the heavens opened. I’ve never been in a tropical storm before and I just found it absolutely hilarious – the whole area was flooded after 2 mins of rain, yet it is still bloody boiling and people were still dancing and in the pool! I asked my new best friend Tiago how long these storms usually last to which he replied “That is up to St Peter” – can’t argue with that!

For our first full day in Trinidad we got up bright and early and put on our sexy walking gear and headed off into the mountains on a hike with another unfairly beautiful couple from the hotel and our lovely little tour guide Jordan, who kinda sounded like Borat when he talked which was a tad off putting but you got used to it!

The first part was walking through Trinidad centre which was a lot nicer than it had seemed from the bus the day before – lovely and colourful, with people all going about there everyday business or hanging about in there door ways, playing the guitar or selling fresh fruit. The second bit took us across some fields in to the national park in the thick jungle like mountains. We hiked for about two hours ending up eventually at a gorgeous waterfall and water reserve where Cuban kids were jumping in and playing. I abstained as always when is comes to water that may contain living things. Though I did dip my feet in and noticed a huge lobster like nasty thing crawling around on the bottom and concluded that I had made the right decision.

The hike back was not as fun. The midday heat had really hit in and Trinidad town is located on top of a hill and our hotel on top of a hill on that hill and energy levels were most definitely low by the end. Still we had an afternoon once again of cocktails by the pool and salsa dancing so can’t complain! This evening after dinner (hotel buffet slop) we were treated to an Afro-Caribbean traditional show. 4 uber hot black dudes pranced around stage doing crazy things like eating hot coal and picking up tables with their teeth. It was rather erotic and I may have left a little puddle on my seat.

Next day was our last day in Trinidad town as we were heading that evening to the Ancon Peninsula, about 30 mins south of Trinidad on the coast. Still we made the most of the morning in the hotel. It was actually called Las Cuevas for a reason and (as you probably guessed) this is because it was situated above a group of caves. One of which is open for tours during the day and very funkily becomes a night club by night (though we never went to this unfortunately). So my little buddy Tiago took us on a tour of it which was just amazing! Stalagmites and stalactites to your hearts content – could just imaging people salsaing around them! He he!

After this it was a bit more pool but, as seemed to be the pattern here, late afternoon St Peter pissed on us so we decided we may as well transfer to the new place while the weather was crappy. So off we went through town (which at this point resembled a river) and down to the coast for a few days of sunbathing and chilling. Arriving at the place it seemed nice enough but being an all-inclusive had a rather different clientele, namely idiotic, drunk, burnt Brits. Well I only saw one of these to be honest, a 50ish year old fat northerner who was being rude to a bar man, but it just really got me annoyed. I just don’t understand these people who just want to go on holiday to not actually experience anything of the country, treat the staff like slaves, and abuse the unlimited available alcohol. Anyways we checked in and had an explore and felt pretty disappointed to find that the ‘beach’ didn’t actually really exist– well there was a patch of sand but it didn’t extend to the sea. Compared to our last place it just all seemed a bit, well seedy. The sun wasn’t quite back out so we camped at the pool bar and had a few drinks. My mum, sensing that it wasn’t quite perfect, and of a far too sensitive nature decided to drink a few to many pinas and start really getting on my tits by being over enthusiastic about the place “I’m really warming to this place Alice, I’m really warming to it. Yes, I’m definitely warming to this place”…..then declared she wanted to swim in the ocean before dinner. So in a drastic mother/daughter roll reversal I was trying my best to, in the least patronising way possible explain that to throw herself off a small cliff edge to get to the sea when she was pissed as a fart was possibly not the best idea. Needless to say a combination of her being drunk and over emotional, and me still being a bit wound up and beginning to feel a bit ill culminated in us having our only argument of the holiday involving lots of “I’m just an embarrassment to you” and “I’ve booked us a rubbish holiday I bet you wish you were with your friends” comments……not enjoyable. Especially not enjoyable as the me beginning to feel sick actually turned out to be food poisoning and I spent the next 12 hours on the loo simultaneously pissing out of my arsehole and vomiting. Not the highlight of my holiday.

But a new day dawned. Feeling rather weakened from my night in the shitter I abstained from breakfast (if I saw a plate of eggs I don’t know what would have happened) but walking around I suddenly realised what an over reaction the previous day had been. The place was gorgeous. There wasn’t any drunk English people at all – just that one who was only kicking off because they refused to serve him (quite rightly so – the cunt) and even better than that we found the proper beach! A gorgeous little practically deserted beach with a tiny bar behind it and a semi circle of rocks about 100m out where, according to mum, was the best collection of tropical fish she had ever seen. It was perfect for me to whack my ipod on, indulge in a brilliant book (not Hemingway!) and recuperate from my traumatic night, whilst my overly excitable mother swam, and befriended any body who came within 10 feet of us. Much better!

The next day we took advantage of the hotel free bikes and went on a bike ride down through the peninsula. I haven’t been on a bike ride since I was about 10 and after this I just don’t know why?! It was such fun! Admittedly a bike ride surrounded by sea on both sides on a road lined with palm trees is a lot more appealing than cycling down the A413 but it really should be done more often!! We stopped off on the tip of the peninsula where there was a hotel and mum jetted off on a boat trip to do some snorkelling on the reef (I obviously didn’t – I’m not going to go in to my fear of the sea here – you’ll only mock me) and I had a chance to improve on my ‘getting stupid now’ tan (apparently those last 2 years working in suncare hasn’t really changed my opinion on skin cancer).

We had one more morning on the beach after this before our transfer back to Havana which I was actually ready for by this point. Anyone who knows me knows how obsessed I am with being sun tanned but this whole “culture” malarkey had really got to me and I was itching to get back to Havana and learn more! At the end of the day I could get a sun tan in Lanzagrotty if I wanted for a tenth of the price (with the added benefit of picking up a few STIs), and my tan was pretty much perfect by then anyway (if I don’t mind being incredibly arrogant!)

The bus journey back was even more of a fucking nightmare than the way there. 2 hours longer than it should have been, over booked (so people were standing), road closures etc etc. Plus when we got to Havana we were so late that there were no taxis at the bus station to take us to a hotel, and it was bloody raining again! After pretty much every other person on the bus had managed to hail a cab (we need to be more pushy!) we eventually got back to the lovely Beltran and had a gourmet meal of cous cous prepared en suite and settled down to bed ready to make the most of our last day.

The next morning Havana all of a sudden seemed 100 times more amazing than it was when I was there 9 days prior (and it was a pretty amazing then). Just mooching around I suddenly got that horrible “By 5pm this evening this is all going to be over” feeling. And I wasn’t ready for it. Trying not to let it detract, we walked through the beautiful streets of old Havana through cathedral square where we had that first life changing mojito, and on to the sea front where we decided it was time to tackle the hustle and bustle of the markets and buy some pressies and tacky souveniers, a Che Guavara beret being the most important, of course. Then we went on to find firstly a new discovery which was a street which appeared in ALL the paintings of Havana which were on sale in the market. This was a street with a sign hanging down saying “La Bodeguito del Medio” which turned out to be a tiny little bar where Hemingway used to hang out and it seemed many other celebs had been there too as the wall was covered in pictures and signatures. This took us on nicely to our next planned point of call. The Ambos Mundos Hotel, where Hemingway stayed when he was visiting. They have preserved his room exactly how he had it when he stayed and you can look round it. Also the roof of this hotel has a bar so we went up there and whiled away the rest of our afternoon having a few drinks up there, soaking up the city sunshine with fabulous views and lovely company.

On our walk back to the hotel to catch our transfer something occurred to me. These were streets of a capital city and there were people sitting in there doorways nattering, people playing guitars and others dancing and singing around, kids playing baseball, women hanging their washing out there windows. This wouldn’t happen anywhere else, ever. Can you imagine walking through London chatting to people, dancing with them, children playing? I bet 99% of Londoners don’t even know there next door neighbour’s names! And this was communism – everyone equal, everyone working as a team, no greed, no corruption, a real community. And I thought ‘I could do this’ – I could live in an ‘ideal’ world possibly I’d prefer the countryside – where the houses each have a chicken and a plot of land to grow veg. But I could really live like that. I’ve always been against people earning more money than is conceivable doing satanic jobs, effectively only making money by screwing other people over – bankers, lawyers etc. And I’ve been against the situation you are born in to reflecting how far you can make it in life (I know it isn’t meant to be like this but it is). And I love the ideal. Everyone gets the same, provided they work, whatever they do and as a benefit receive a perfect education system, perfect national health service, a perfect everything government run and a complete sense of patriotism. Real patriotism – not just beating up other nation’s football fans patriotism.

I started thinking about England and wondering why I wanted to stay living here. A country where our so called “left wing” prime minister (who apparently is Gordon Brown now, not Tony Blair anymore) spends £2000 of the British tax payers money per year on cleaners for his stupid amount of houses also paid for by the state. And where white trash Vicky Pollards with 10 babies leak money out of the welfare state whilst moaning about the “bloody asians and poles – they come over here taking our jobs and tax money”. They fucking pay tax so why shouldn’t they be entitled to it? I’d rather they got it than the fat arse Keith Millers of the world. It is disgusting really and I don’t want to be a part of it.

But of course Cuba doesn’t have the ideal. The dream is there and I think it probably worked before the eastern block dissolved, but then again if they can’t really support themselves as a single unit then communism fails doesn’t it.

Personally I think one of the major problems as to why things aren’t working as well as they should stems from tourism. Admittedly it saved the country from starvation but it has created no end of issues and seemingly split the people in to two personality types. Type one are mainly the older generation, still very much pro-Castro. These remember and appreciate that they lived well post revolution, pre special period (between the fall of the eastern block and start of tourism), and also appreciate that the tourists saved their arses when things were looking pretty bleak. These people hence treat tourists with gratitude, respect and kindness. The second type, what I’m calling the ‘next’ generation of Cubans, seem to be much more cynical and unsure what they get is really ‘fair’. These people are really quite resentful of tourists often to the point they are just plain rude (turning their backs, shooing away etc). I think the problem is as they are unaware of what life was like before. All they see is these rich idiots, with their snazzy clothes, flash digital cameras and disposable cash to throw about, travelling around seeing all different cultures and places. Everything they can’t have and what they could have if things were different. I suppose it would piss me off.

Another massive problem with letting tourists in is the discrepancy in what people earn depending on whether they work in the tourist industry or not. Money is a bit complex but Cuba has two currencies – local pesos and convertible pesos. Tourists are only eligible to use convertible pesos and each convertible peso is actually worth 10 Cuban pesos. So effectively if I were to go in to a shop and buy a bottle of water – this would cost me say 1cp (around 50p) and a cuban 1p (i.e around 5p). So effectively they are charging tourists ten times for everything which still always seems reasonable to us (2 mojitos tended to be around 5cp – £2.50 – not bad!). This means when you tip someone in a bar, say 1cp – they are getting about £5.00 worth out of it yet it is only costing you 50p. I think this is absolutely genius and I can’t see why other countries haven’t caught on. In Thailand why not charge £5.00 for a meal instead of 50p?! Tourists will still pay £5.00! However the people in tourist industry, with their tips, get much more disposable cash than anyone else which brings about inequality in the people – everything communism isn’t. Take for example the scenario of the hiking trip we did in to the mountains in Trinidad. The cost of this was 7cp each so 14cp in total and seeing as our guide stayed with us from 9am-2pm in the blistering heat enthusiastically talking all the time, we had a 20cp note and told him to keep the change. So he got 6cp – £3 to us, worth £30. This makes you feel great as a tourist. Giving a tip of not that much value to you makes a huge different to the local’s life. In fact their monthly salary is 300p so we actually tipped him a 5th of what he would earn in a month. Crazy really. However you think of all the doctors and teachers etc who slave their arses off and don’t see anything of the sort coming their way. Where is the incentive to work then? This isn’t fair and is where the system really breaks down. You could definitely feel a certain civil unrest and I reckon especially now as Castro has stepped down, big changes are afoot. I guess if you were thinking of going I’d recommend going asap. (Hark at me making political predictions when 2 weeks ago I didn’t even know what communism really meant!)

Anyways enough politics and back to reality. Damn I wish I could but I’m hooked! Six months ago, to spend all my time googling Che Guavara and ‘communism for dummies’ or writing ridiculously long blogs that no-one will read (except maybe Sam – and even he will probably have got bored by now), would have been fine as I had nout better else to do. However right now I do, like revise for these bastard exams, and this new found obsession is greatly reducing the productivity stakes!

All in all the holiday (which is what it was at the end of the day) was a big success. I’d love to go back there and see and do more of it, and like so many places I’ve been I say I will one day. But then I realise that to go back to somewhere I have already been means sacrificing going somewhere new which I can get momentarily obsessed with until the next place…..etc etc.

Alice
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